DEAR DRUNKARD: an expose of a baby boomer deadbeat dad:

The following entails a scattershot presentation of the author's experiences with a stereotypical baby

boomer liberal, one of the worst of his generation, who replicated and embodied the character of Homer

Simpson: a deadbeat; self-serving, boisterously and boorishly crude and yet paradoxically an effeminate and

weak-willed figure; a drunken hedonist who lived to serve his self-interest first, putting self before others and

relegating his children to a distant second place.